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Beautiful. A true love letter to shitposting. Reminds me of my early internet days. It's got a little bit of everything: memes, poorly drawn JPGs, straight up photos, groan-worthy puns, references.

It's a bit janky (especially on the web, I ended up downloading the desktop version), but I appreciate that it can actually be finished. The gameplay is very simple but it was pretty fun trying to dodge the white walkers' attacks and letting them hit each other to death.

The background art towards the end was also quite nice, with some foreground and background details giving it more depth.

My favorite part is the music track that's a female voice saying 'music' over and over again. It's quite avant garde.

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Thanks for playing!

This is probably the most shitposty game I've made, I usually don't commit this hard but I really wanted to go all the way this time.

I should note that this is basically a reskin of a game I made in February, Starlight Nights. It even retains the same levels and act structure, with new dialogues and graphics. That one also had extremely janky gameplay and a barely working web build.

I don't actually remember enabling friendly fire for the White Walkers 😅

Which background art are you thinking of?

The "music" is actually clipped from a song called "Music", it's a great song but I probably ruined it for everyone who played this game.

Yeah, your going all the way does come through - which is a bit ironic considering the jam. It's a high effort production of a low effort game, but it works!

The background art I'm thinking of is the one at the castle battlefield (?).

I also forgot to mention but it was pretty funny when new characters just appeared in the dialogue out of nowhere even when they don't have models