A downloadable masterpiece for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Defend your hoard in this new pulse-pounding title, crafted especially for a new terrifying day and age.


Everyone's run out and bought all the toilet paper in a panic, and you're sitting on the last supply in a thousand miles! Now everyone's desperate to get something to wipe with, and some of them have stooped to trying to steal from you! Grab your trusty AR-15 and exercise your Second Amendment rights on those thieves!


  • Shooting-gallery FPS gameplay
  • FPS counter (enable through config file hack)
  • Both 2D and 3D graphics
  • Beer
  • A lot of toilet paper
  • FMV cutscenes, the best part of 90s games
  • It breaks horribly if you noclip out of the building (it's not a bug if I put it in the feature list - Ed)
  • Day/night cycle


This game was made in two days for April Fools, so don't take it too seriously. It is a real game, though, and fun to play if I do say so myself.


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Toilet Paper Panic - Win64.exe 109 MB
Toilet Paper Panic - Linux.tar.gz 129 MB
Toilet Paper Panic - Mac.zip 123 MB
Toilet Paper Panic - UWP.zip 123 MB

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